lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x
I am never dancing in public ever again
Have you ever been so horny
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
i kno heaps of people hate cats and like okay but if u dont think kittens are cute you are fucked up and i woudln’t feel safe around you.
you tried australia